Sailing Pillows

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

'Merle, do you think we sound stupid when we say 'aaargh'? I mean, it's not really a word, is it?'

"Maybe we need a scarier flag."

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

"So are we clear, Lads? No more saluting."

Lifeboats

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"I just think it sends the wrong message."

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

"Ahab I'm not familiar with. Ever taste Captain Hook?"

Ships about to hit the fan....

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

"You guys would not believe the crazy shit down there!"

My First Boat

'I'm only gonna say this one more time: Our only chance is self-control.'

Father Christmas's Alternative Sleigh.

"Are we there yet?"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'I said I like a good sale.'

'I'm a personal injury attorney. Have you ever been hurt on the job?'

'That was a brilliant idea you had to hire a motivational speaker, Rolf. We must be doing 15 knots.'

'What! Nobody thought to bring a paddle?'

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'You have a friend request.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Ye God's! You're right Captain! We are in a bottle!!!"

One bucket in, one bucket out.

"Look, if you must go down to the seas again, to the lonely seas and sky, then go!But take your BlackBerry."

'Women and children first!'

'I thought buying the boat would make him more optimistic about the future but apparently not...'

'Personally, I don't see that management got anything out of those sensitivity training workshops.'

'The tip of the iceberg.'

'Captain! - Captain! Trouble at the pointy bit!'

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

The Private Doubts of Christopher Columbus.