Boat Launch Gifts

Woman drinking the champagne meant to launch a boat.

"I'd like a bottle of champagne. there's a boat being launched somewhere."

Pipe Dream.

Create some buzz!

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Networking

At the suit makers

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"I love fast break business success."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'Could you give us a push?'

Funnel of Love.

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

'Let me present today's speaker.'

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

Open Source.

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Success

"I built this business from the ground up."

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Rats leave a launching ship.

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

'Make sure that those 'Ideas whose time has come', get launched today.'

Becalmed yachts

Meet the Oar-thor.

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...