New Boat Launch Gifts

To Launch

Pipe Dream.

Create some buzz!

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Networking

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

At the suit makers

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"I love fast break business success."

Lighthouse Beam.

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

Recycling centre

'Let me present today's speaker.'

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

Rats leave a launching ship.

"I built this business from the ground up."

Success

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

'Make sure that those 'Ideas whose time has come', get launched today.'

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

Becalmed yachts

Meet the Oar-thor.

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse