
'No wonder it's not working. This is sparkling wine!'
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'No wonder it's not working. This is sparkling wine!'
"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."
'So what's it like riding in first class?'
Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.
Pipe Dream.
Leadership in the Covid-19 Era
"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"
'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'
"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"
'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'
"We need to change, but WHEN?"
Networking
"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."
'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'
"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."
Do you want to win the game or my business?
'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'
'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'
There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.
"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."
At the suit makers
"At least we are consistently inconsistent."
Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.
Lighthouse Beam.
"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."
"I love fast break business success."
Money Plant.
'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'
Mountain Tops Incorporated
"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"
'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'
'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'
'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'
Food manufacturing industry in a soup.
Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.
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