Boat Racing Mugs

Becalmed yachts

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

The Universities Boat-Race

'My feet are killing me.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Faster, Georges, faster!

Ancient Racing

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

"I need to tinkle."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Are we there yet?'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"Mind the whale, dear."

Build a Raft

Go! Means NOW!

A vampire in a canoe.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Fish hunting for men.

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Fishing with God

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Luxury cruise you said!'