Boat Race Lover Mugs

Few moments in sailing compare in majesty to the Shriners Sunset Regatta

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Piracy on a boating lake

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'It was this big. I swear'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Watching Sea Life.

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"They migrate here each summer."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'Here's the junk mail.'

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

Becalmed yachts