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Thames Pizza

Glastonbury. After.

Fly Fishing

"Mind the whale, dear."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Man fishing with large bait

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Greenwich in the Season'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Fishing direction sign.

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"That's the deep end."

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

"Have you seen my wife?"

"Wanna come up to my place?"

Salmon with a gas mask.

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

When Seniors Fly

'Oh dear, Ratty... it seems media reports of the rise of feral youth have not been exaggerated.'

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

'I said I live in a boathouse not a houseboat.'

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature