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Keeper ready to save fishing man from the water

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Fly Fishing

"Mind the whale, dear."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Sport Utility Boot.

Man fishing with large bait

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Greenwich in the Season'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Fishing direction sign.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"Wanna come up to my place?"

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

"Have you seen my wife?"

Thames Pizza

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'