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'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"Mind the whale, dear."

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Fishing sign.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Man fishing with large bait

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Rock - see you in a million years!

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

'Greenwich in the Season'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Fishing direction sign.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Thames Pizza

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

"Wanna come up to my place?"

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'I said I live in a boathouse not a houseboat.'

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

Salmon with a gas mask.