River Cruises T-Shirts

River Cruise

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Fly Fishing

"Mind the whale, dear."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Man fishing with large bait

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Mr. Punch in Venice

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'See you in two weeks!'

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

Fishing direction sign.

Lifesaver!

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

"Ticket and passport, please."

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'