River Cruises Prints

River Cruise

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Fly Fishing

"Mind the whale, dear."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Man fishing with large bait

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Mr. Punch in Venice

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'See you in two weeks!'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Lifesaver!

Fishing direction sign.

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

"Ticket and passport, please."

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."