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Kangaroo Bouncy Ride

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Fly Fishing

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man fishing with large bait

An early space launch attempt.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Tunnel of Like.

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

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Man indignant at having caught no fish

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"Have you seen my wife?"

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

Thames Pizza

Discomfort zone.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-Scene at London Bridge

"No doubt about it. Scientifically speaking, knowledge of the river will expand in direct proportion to the length of Mr. Van Gundy's new air hose."

Drive safely.