Verse Champion Gifts

'You're on our turf, this is poet's corner.' 'It may be your corner, friend, but it's on writers block.'

Prize vegetables.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

How a poet works

A Poem about Sand

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

The Poet.

Richard Graves.

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

Poet Joyce Kilmer is struck with inspiration for his poem "trees".

One Year After Charlie Hebdo, Editors Are Killing More Cartoonists Than Terrorists

'Your poetry totally captures the raw, primitive essence of the writing workshops you've attended.'

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

Participants in the Poetry Writing Workshop imagine that they are imaginary persons in a situation of their own imagination.

Warriner's Efficient Poetry

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

Ezra Pound

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Beware of Doggerel

"And you can quote me on that."

"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!"

"I believe doctors write too many prescriptions, Mr. Martin. I'm writing you a sonnet."

"If you ask me, his poetry has gone down hill since he started writing in metaverse."

'If only texting was an Olympic sport.'

'Me? Actually I'm a writer. . . Well, er, at the moment it's mainly job applications.'

'You are charged with plagiarizing a seventeenth-century sonnet. Won't you academics ever learn?'

'The dog just texted, He's waiting for you at the back door,'

'I think it's about time we had a text, son.'

Tesco Poetry Promotion: Byron - Get one free!

'We wish you luck, but your verses suck, please don't sob... you didn't get the job!'

Poets Arguing

"I'm sorry I said that. It was the beer captioning."