Virtue Champion Gifts

Taking the high ground with your ethics

Prize vegetables.

Church for sports worshipers.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

Same Sex Wedding

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

Pride - from The Seven Deadly Sins.

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

"What's next?"

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.

"Well, sure I'd like to instill the values of hard work and discipline, but that takes hard work and discipline."

'Do you have any oranges?'

"I assume that's a 'not guilty' plea?"

'You're on our turf, this is poet's corner.' 'It may be your corner, friend, but it's on writers block.'

'Society doesn't see me. They don't care. It's like I'm invisible.'

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

'I've led an exemplary life! - when will you let me in?'

Latter-day saints

'I'll be back later, Marge. I'm going out to build some humility.'

'Me? Actually I'm a writer. . . Well, er, at the moment it's mainly job applications.'

"Proud parent of an honor student? Eh, whatever. Parent of an honorable student? Now that would be impressive."

A homeless man finding €10 outside of a bank

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

Donations Drastically Reduced

"I loved my job. That's gotta count for something."

"I'm not bald, I'm just taller than my hair."

The Three Graces

Hospital patient gets TLC.

Gay Marriage

Teacher to students: 'All the stuff that teaches perseverance is right here in this classroom ... that would be you.'

"Well, I'd say I'm naturally curious, rather bookish and exceptionally smart. I'm good at being honest, too."