Table Football Pillows

"You can always tell which guys aren't trapped in long-term contracts."

New strip for the table football team

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

'We're still crazy then ...'

Table Football Hooligans.

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

New Football Strips (For Table Football)

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

Bowled over again!

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

The trauma of losing.

Football Chameleon

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Punt Cake

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Another football scholarship offer?'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'