Table Football Fan Pillows

'I believe this is one of the original sets'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Uptight End"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Knights of the bedside table.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Archaeologists discover a football

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Now what?!'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

Centaur Sprinter

Red Card - Gold Card.

Referee cop.

'Bad boy! Drop the quarterback! Drop him! Drop!!'

Football Violence

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

"Go deep!"

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"