Table Football Fan Prints

'I believe this is one of the original sets'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Knights of the bedside table.

"Uptight End"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Archaeologists discover a football

'Now what?!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Touchdown!'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Centaur Sprinter

Red Card - Gold Card.

A well-known poet lives on this street. Building Supplies. I just need one. She authored a prize-winning screenplay. That offensive lineman is a novelist. My journalist friend is rejecting calls from my number. It's frustrating. I just can't escape writer's block.

"Go deep!"

Referee cop.

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Football Violence

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Children playing really hard at complex table football game