Pool Table Tactician Pillows

Redneck Snooker

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Golf lessons

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Snooker.

'This board meeting will come to order!'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"Try caressing the ball with your bat."

Golf

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

Angry tennis player.

'The workers talk about football, managers talk about tennis, and top brass talk about golf.' - 'So the bigger the job the smaller the balls.'

"I still can't believe that you've booked a table for two on our anniversary you old romantic!"

How Mrs Pavlov Would Call her Son to the Dinner Table

Stuck behind the eight ball.

"Which one are we, Coach?"

Addressing The Ball

"We're updating stats for our fantasy football league."

'What's 8x9?' - '72' - '...and what's 9x8?' - '27' - 'Not quite, Nigel... have another go.' - 'Oh, it burns... it burns.'

"Yes, you can see the chairman this afternoon - have you ever done any caddying before?"