Table Top Tactician Pillows

Snooker.

The Pool Caddy

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Building business relations.

Football.

'What a control freak!'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Human males marking territory.

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

'This board meeting will come to order!'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'Quick! Play dead!'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'Better get used to player rotation!'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

Golf

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

Wi-Fi password?