Soccer Pool Strategist Pillows

"My paycheque this month is actually less than I made on the football pool."

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Perils of the double play.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

The Other Cooperstown

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"I love fast break business success."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'Is the water cold?'

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."