Tannin Tactician Pillows

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Alternative fielding positions

Kitchen Tetris

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Works every time."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"That was a rumor day."

Bowling ball head.

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

Good poetry & Winning teams

'This board meeting will come to order!'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'We let 65 people try the '03 Malbec and told them they couldn't just describe it as 'good'. The result: 65 said it was 'very good'.'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

The invisible hand of the marketplace.

'Yeah, I think it has too much tannin, too.'

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

'The workers talk about football, managers talk about tennis, and top brass talk about golf.' - 'So the bigger the job the smaller the balls.'

Sports Medicine

Chess Chef

'And that's the latest on today's coaching changes.'

"I think the cots go in the tent!"

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

Sun Tzu takes on Heisenberg

'If anyone finds the Buck, could you please grab it and sit on it?'