Tent Tacticians Pillows

"I think the cots go in the tent!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Alternative fielding positions

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

Human males marking territory.

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

Snooker.

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

Stone Age

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

They're inflatable trade barriers!

Wi-Fi password?

What happened to your market share? Let me peel the 'Made In China' sticker off my new crystal ball and I'll tell you.

Helms Burton Titulo III

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

GREENLAND

'-and who's next?'

'And that's the latest on today's coaching changes.'

'I'm very concerned about the surveillance society.'

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