Turf Tactician Pillows

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

'What are they?' 'My prize winning divots!'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Carlo Ancelotti

Football.

'What a control freak!'

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

Just as he was about to be annihilated, Dirk makes an amazing discovery,

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

This Amount of Computer Code

Stone Age

'Quick! Play dead!'

Golf

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

They're inflatable trade barriers!

Wi-Fi password?

"Listen kid, you may have been a big man on playground."

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.