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"I think the cots go in the tent!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Alternative fielding positions

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Carlo Ancelotti

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

Human males marking territory.

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Snooker.

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

Stone Age

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

This Amount of Computer Code

They're inflatable trade barriers!

Wi-Fi password?

'-and who's next?'

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

What happened to your market share? Let me peel the 'Made In China' sticker off my new crystal ball and I'll tell you.

'And that's the latest on today's coaching changes.'

GREENLAND

Helms Burton Titulo III

'I'm very concerned about the surveillance society.'