Nature Tactician T-Shirts

Moles hiding on a scarecrow.

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'Oh, we tried a nurturing corporate culture, but we found the law-of-the-jungle mentality is what keeps our competitive edge..'

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

'Do you realize that I spend more time out than I do in?'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

"I thought it was just the cap that was child-resistant."

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

'Ready for your first lesson in negotiations?'

'The only imaginable solution to this problem is a battle to the death.'

GREENLAND

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

'I'd like to help you overcome your fear of intimacy.'

'We want the kids to buy it so we can't play up the fact that it's educational in nature.'

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

'I'm very concerned about the surveillance society.'

"The play date's breaking up early due to creative differences."

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

'Sorry JD, there's been a takeover bid.'