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Moles hiding on a scarecrow.

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'Oh, we tried a nurturing corporate culture, but we found the law-of-the-jungle mentality is what keeps our competitive edge..'

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Do you realize that I spend more time out than I do in?'

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

"I thought it was just the cap that was child-resistant."

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

'Ready for your first lesson in negotiations?'

'The only imaginable solution to this problem is a battle to the death.'

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

'We want the kids to buy it so we can't play up the fact that it's educational in nature.'

GREENLAND

'I'd like to help you overcome your fear of intimacy.'

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

'I'm very concerned about the surveillance society.'

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

"The play date's breaking up early due to creative differences."

The first sign of cowboy trouble.