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A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

Possum gotcha again, eh, Bob?

'It says here that the deer in this area are so used to hunters, they are known to set traps. Seeing is believing.'

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

Unrest Area.

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Polly tries reverse psychology

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

A voodoo doctor.

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Go on! Pick a card.

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

"You call that a KISS?"

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Tom Mullica.

Candle Size

'No sir, we're not boarding a flight. My teacher just needs to check my homework in my my dog Sam here, if it wouldn't be too much trouble.'