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'If anyone gets a record buck this year, it will probably be Herb.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Ski kicker.

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

"I smell fear - but I'm also picking up notes of blackcurrant licorice."

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

Mission: Carrot

"Today is the rabbit's day off."

'Keep popping those tops, Sammy! Draw that buck in a little closer and then we'll jump him!'

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

Santas Pulling the Sleigh

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

Dunk Hunt

'The Prisoners' Aid Society's Lucky Dip seems to be a ,er-runaway success, Sir!!'

"Next year Jimmy gets a sweater for Christmas."

'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...'

"Hey, Robinson Crusoe! Taking the laundry to mommy? Wow, you sure know how to 'rough it'! Haha!!" "Just ignore them." "Can you bring us back some of her blueberry pie? Ha!"

'We'll just see how silly it seems when we take a bathroom break.'

"The village shaman said if we stay on this path, we can’t miss the Walmart."

Santa using reindeer antlers to play snooker

'I've left Santa out a little something.'

Come a little closer my dear feathered friend.