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'If anyone gets a record buck this year, it will probably be Herb.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Polly tries reverse psychology

Ski kicker.

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

"I smell fear - but I'm also picking up notes of blackcurrant licorice."

Piñata police line-up.

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

"Today is the rabbit's day off."

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

Mission: Carrot

'Keep popping those tops, Sammy! Draw that buck in a little closer and then we'll jump him!'

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

Santas Pulling the Sleigh

Dunk Hunt

'The Prisoners' Aid Society's Lucky Dip seems to be a ,er-runaway success, Sir!!'

"Next year Jimmy gets a sweater for Christmas."

"Hey, Robinson Crusoe! Taking the laundry to mommy? Wow, you sure know how to 'rough it'! Haha!!" "Just ignore them." "Can you bring us back some of her blueberry pie? Ha!"

'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...'

'We'll just see how silly it seems when we take a bathroom break.'

"The village shaman said if we stay on this path, we can’t miss the Walmart."

Santa using reindeer antlers to play snooker

'I've left Santa out a little something.'

"Do you think he'll go for it?"

Come a little closer my dear feathered friend.