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Piñata police line-up.

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

'I've left Santa out a little something.'

"Next year Jimmy gets a sweater for Christmas."

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

'The Prisoners' Aid Society's Lucky Dip seems to be a ,er-runaway success, Sir!!'

Escape from present under a Christmas tree.

'It's a con - see, he's plain Henry Higgins!'

Santas Pulling the Sleigh

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

That one has all the batteries!

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

Rudolph the brown-nosed reindeer.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Cat has unraveled Santa's suit

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

"Any other skills?"