Pen Aficionado Pillows

Discovering who steals all the pens in the office.

Mrs. Healy Makes a Show of Force

R and D for a Pharmaceutical company

"Hot date. Are these really my sexiest pens?"

'Dear Sirs, I write to complain about the poor quality of the charity pen you sent me...'

Cartoonists.

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Musicial Writer

A woman climbs on a pen.

'Don't you hate it when, two hours after you sign for the mortgage, your complimentary ball-point pen breaks?'

The Native American Indian Poet

Self-portraits

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"That explains the signature on the floorboard."

How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!

The far write (off)

Ink in a prison made out of pens.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"1-1"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Motorherd

Bangers and Mash

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

DUNVOTIN

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Cat Scan