Pen Aficionado Pillows

Discovering who steals all the pens in the office.

Mrs. Healy Makes a Show of Force

R and D for a Pharmaceutical company

"Hot date. Are these really my sexiest pens?"

'Dear Sirs, I write to complain about the poor quality of the charity pen you sent me...'

Cartoonists.

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Biro Winter Warm-Ups.

Musicial Writer

A woman climbs on a pen.

'Don't you hate it when, two hours after you sign for the mortgage, your complimentary ball-point pen breaks?'

The Native American Indian Poet

Self-portraits

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"That explains the signature on the floorboard."

How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!

The far write (off)

Ink in a prison made out of pens.

Unbelievable! Who keeps taking my pens?

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Satya Nutella

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Motorherd

"1-1"

Bangers and Mash

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

DUNVOTIN