Tenpin Aficionado Mugs

Bowl Mon.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Mixed Doubles.

Pete Sampras

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Ironing day.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Novak Djokovic

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Cat and mouse.

I love PE.

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"Once more, with fury."

Ink in a prison made out of pens.

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."