Taekwondo Devotee Pillows

Black BeltBlue BeltBlack and Blue Belt.

Overjumpers

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Martial Arts

Mod Kwan Doh

Old Karate Master

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

Martial Arts

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"