Taekwondo Devotee Gifts

Overjumpers

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Martial Arts

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Mod Kwan Doh

Old Karate Master

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

Martial Arts

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

Pub Kendo.

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."