Taekwondo Aficionado Gifts

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

"Dang! This guy's good!"

Overjumpers

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'You may now kick the bride.'

Martial Arts

Mod Kwan Doh

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Old Karate Master

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

"Three more classes and I get my belt."