Taekwondo Pillows

Old Karate Master

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

Life hasn't been the same since Mum took up taekwondo!

Martial Arts

Martial Arts: Beginners Welcome.

'Remember me?'

'Congratulations, Irwin, you've finally earned your white belt.'

Martial art painting.

'You may now kick the bride.'

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

'The first move you must learn, is how to open your wallet and pay for your lessons.'

Kung Foo Cat

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Mod Kwan Doh

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Martial Arts

Martial Arts

Green Belt

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"Ninja bread men"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Women's Martial Arts Center

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'