Taekwondo Tot Pillows

Martial Arts

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Baby Mozart.

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

Mod Kwan Doh

Old Karate Master

Sumo Love.

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

The Karate Kitten.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Martial Arts

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

"I am in training for the sales."

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

'Eat up son, or you won't grow to be big and fat, like your father.'

'Heads up ladies, Cluck Norris is in town.'

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"No! Your dukes...Put up your dukes!"

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"