Kung Fu Enthusiast Pillows

Cat Kung Fu

'I just dreamt that I was the world, kung fu champion!'

Sticky Kung-fu

I love Kung Fu.

Mr Lee's one man army style kung-fu school - "Mr Lee can't make it tonight, Apparently he's been mugged"

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Anything I can break has to go.'

Remember, Grasshopper, if you clean out a vacuum cleaner...you have then become the vacuum cleaner."

"Only when you master the Carry Forward Dedcution Defence will it be time for you to go."

"Coronavirus protection?"

Overjumpers

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'Remember me?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

Mod Kwan Doh

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

Old Karate Master

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"Love your feng shui!"