Kung Fu Pillows

Martial arts and clumsiness.

"This guy's good!"

"Dang! This guy's good!"

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

Overjumpers

'When you can grab the pebble from my hand, then you will be ready.'

Black BeltBlue BeltBlack and Blue Belt.

Man attempting to karate chop a pile of bricks cheats by tying a brick to his hand

'The bloke from downstairs has come to complain about the noise.'

I love Kung Fu.

"Any more martial arts tricks you want to show me?"

One week in, Meryl felt Transformed by the Awesome Power of Kung Fu

The worst part about the end of a ninja convention is all the smoke bombs.

Mr Lee's one man army style kung-fu school - "Mr Lee can't make it tonight, Apparently he's been mugged"

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

Sticky Kung-fu

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

Déjà Fu

"I'm going to go home, turn on a kung-fu movie, and get my life in order."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

Cat Kung Fu

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

'You're taking up kung fu? What put that idea in your head?'

Now showing, Deja Kung Foo! 'Those martial arts movies are all alike!'

'Anything I can break has to go.'

"Only when you master the Carry Forward Dedcution Defence will it be time for you to go."