Kung Fu Kicks Pillows

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

Martial Arts

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

Cat Kung Fu

Martial arts and clumsiness.

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

Workout Calendar

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

'Did you feel the baby kick that time, hon?'

Life hasn't been the same since Mum took up taekwondo!

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

I love Kung Fu.

Mr Lee's one man army style kung-fu school - "Mr Lee can't make it tonight, Apparently he's been mugged"

'Anything I can break has to go.'

Thai boxing for beginners.

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"