Kung Fu Kicks Mugs

...and the mighty sport of Kung Football was born.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

Martial Arts

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

Cat Kung Fu

Martial arts and clumsiness.

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

Workout Calendar

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

'Did you feel the baby kick that time, hon?'

"Dang! This guy's good!"

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

Life hasn't been the same since Mum took up taekwondo!

I love Kung Fu.

Mr Lee's one man army style kung-fu school - "Mr Lee can't make it tonight, Apparently he's been mugged"

'Anything I can break has to go.'

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

Thai boxing for beginners.

Now showing, Deja Kung Foo! 'Those martial arts movies are all alike!'