Kung Fu Fan Mugs

"This guy's good!"

Overjumpers

'When you can grab the pebble from my hand, then you will be ready.'

"Dang! This guy's good!"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Karataoke

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Decapitated coffee.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

The Karate Kitten.

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

Martial Arts

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

Superhero with Acrophobia