Kung Fu Fans Mugs

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Decapitated coffee.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

The Karate Kitten.

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

"Bob's a tool belt."

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

Martial Arts

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"I am in training for the sales."

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

Cat Kung Fu

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'Heads up ladies, Cluck Norris is in town.'

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"