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Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"Hi-yah!"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Karataoke

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Decapitated coffee.

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

The Karate Kitten.

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

Martial Arts

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"Bob's a tool belt."

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"I am in training for the sales."

Cat Kung Fu

Martial arts and clumsiness.

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

'Heads up ladies, Cluck Norris is in town.'