Kung Fu Fighter T-Shirts

Black BeltBlue BeltBlack and Blue Belt.

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

Ninja.

Cat Kung Fu

Martial arts and clumsiness.

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

"Dang! This guy's good!"

Now showing, Deja Kung Foo! 'Those martial arts movies are all alike!'

'You're taking up kung fu? What put that idea in your head?'

I love Kung Fu.

'Anything I can break has to go.'

End Tipping Now!: 'I can't find a hotel that will host our convention!

Mr Lee's one man army style kung-fu school - "Mr Lee can't make it tonight, Apparently he's been mugged"

"This guy's good!"

Client Contact

"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

"Any more martial arts tricks you want to show me?"

"I'm going to go home, turn on a kung-fu movie, and get my life in order."

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

Protest sign editors: 'End Layoff Now!'

"Only when you master the Carry Forward Dedcution Defence will it be time for you to go."

"Coronavirus protection?"

Man attempting to karate chop a pile of bricks cheats by tying a brick to his hand

'You're nothing but a street brawler!'

The worst part about the end of a ninja convention is all the smoke bombs.

"Good. Now punch in your password."