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Kung Fu Enthusiast T-Shirts
Let them wear their passion with pride! Our kung fu enthusiast t-shirts feature clever designs that showcase their martial arts devotion in style and comfort.
'I just dreamt that I was the world, kung fu champion!'
Sticky Kung-fu
I love Kung Fu.
Mr Lee's one man army style kung-fu school - "Mr Lee can't make it tonight, Apparently he's been mugged"
Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).
'Anything I can break has to go.'
Remember, Grasshopper, if you clean out a vacuum cleaner...you have then become the vacuum cleaner."
"Only when you master the Carry Forward Dedcution Defence will it be time for you to go."
"Coronavirus protection?"
Overjumpers
"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."
"What's he going to do now, break wind?"
Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.
"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."
'Remember me?'
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
'You may now kick the bride.'
Mod Kwan Doh
'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'
...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.
Old Karate Master
'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'
'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'
"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."
Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!
"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"
Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!
"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."
"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"
'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'
'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'
'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'
Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!
"Love your feng shui!"
Kung Fu Enthusiast T-Shirts Collection
Kung Fu Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of kung fu enthusiast mugs—perfect for every martial arts fan who loves a good laugh or an inspiring message.
Kung Fu Enthusiast Pillows
Find cozy kung fu pillows that bring martial arts-inspired charm to any room and keep their passion close at hand.
Kung Fu Enthusiast Prints
Browse inspiring kung fu prints to decorate their space with art that celebrates their love of martial arts and humor alike.