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Martial arts and clumsiness.

Now showing, Deja Kung Foo! 'Those martial arts movies are all alike!'

'Do you want to watch the end of that kung fu movie?'

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

One week in, Meryl felt Transformed by the Awesome Power of Kung Fu

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

Frat House Feng Shui

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

Superhero with Acrophobia

Feng Sushi

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

Cat Kung Fu

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Okay, one time, but just remember who the evil twin in this family really is.'

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

I love what you've done with the place.

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

'Oh my God! Call the Feng Shui expert!'

'You really should Floss.'

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

Snail reading about Feng Shui.

'Anything I can break has to go.'

Mr Lee's one man army style kung-fu school - "Mr Lee can't make it tonight, Apparently he's been mugged"