Kung Fu Fanatic Gifts

Martial arts and clumsiness.

Now showing, Deja Kung Foo! 'Those martial arts movies are all alike!'

'Do you want to watch the end of that kung fu movie?'

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

One week in, Meryl felt Transformed by the Awesome Power of Kung Fu

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Here's the problem."

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Blend Schools

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

Frat House Feng Shui

Superhero with Acrophobia

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

Feng Sushi

Cat Kung Fu

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

'Okay, one time, but just remember who the evil twin in this family really is.'

'Oh my God! Call the Feng Shui expert!'

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

I love what you've done with the place.

'You really should Floss.'

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

"Dang! This guy's good!"