Kung Fu Fan Gifts

Overjumpers

'When you can grab the pebble from my hand, then you will be ready.'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Decapitated coffee.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

The Karate Kitten.

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

Martial Arts

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

Superhero with Acrophobia

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"I am in training for the sales."