Kung Fu Kid Mugs

'You're taking up kung fu? What put that idea in your head?'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Just be yourself."

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Culture Saturday

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Hi-yah!"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"Ninja bread men"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Women's Martial Arts Center

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Lamb Noise.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'Remember me?'

"We have the exact same taste."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Raining

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Martial Arts

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Mod Kwan Doh

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'