Kung Fu Kid Mugs

'You're taking up kung fu? What put that idea in your head?'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Just be yourself."

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Culture Saturday

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Hi-yah!"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"Ninja bread men"

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Women's Martial Arts Center

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Lamb Noise.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

"We have the exact same taste."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Raining

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Mod Kwan Doh

Martial Arts

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'