Taekwondo Kicker Prints

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

Martial Arts

Mod Kwan Doh

Old Karate Master

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'Nice Header, Lauren!'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Martial Arts

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

Cat boxer

Life hasn't been the same since Mum took up taekwondo!

Green Belt

Kung Foo Cat

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

'I just can't say for certain. They all look the same in those uniforms. ...All I know it that he said he kicks field goals for a living.'

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

Martial art painting.

'I want a perfume that will overpower a man. I'm tired of karate!'

Martial Arts

'The first move you must learn, is how to open your wallet and pay for your lessons.'