Starting Karate Lessons Gifts

Karate club.

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"Ninja bread men"

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Women's Martial Arts Center

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

Mod Kwan Doh

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Martial Arts

Old Karate Master

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

The Karate Kitten.

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Martial Arts

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

"Isn't that adorable? He learned that in Karate class."

'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."